I gave my boyfriend a handjob under our table in olive garden
"ive been kicked in the balls so i know what period cramps feel like"
When the cashier hold’s up your $20 to see if it’s real
hello ma’am i came a long way to give u a flower and to tell u how pretty u r today
Remember when people got mad at Beyoncé for talking about Beyoncé….in a documentary….about Beyoncé…