numbmee:

I want to be asked questions! Random ass questions

  • *at my funeral*
  • Me: *dead*
  • *run the world (girls) starts playin*
  • Me: *Tells God i will brb* *jumps out casket* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS BEYONCÉ

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

(Source: unrellevahnt)

thetallblacknerd:

When her status goes from “in a relationship” to “single”

image


kamikazeruler:

Even tho no one asked (I didn’t expect them too) here my six selfies or whatever


My favs so far yay

@boomboomdeaux @obsidiann unebelledelafoi numbmee dessydee


obsidiann:

I was tagged by callmekirstie earlier and just saw it sooooo.

Here are my fav 6 selfies (at least from 2k14 so far…really this summer).

Actually one is a replacement because in one of my favs I just had a bra on sooooo no to tumblr. haha.

I’m never on here long enough so if I tag you and you already did it, whatevs. Haha. numbmee unebelledelafoi boomboomdeaux cemeforme dessydee ronishatia


humoristics:

shortstuff00:

humoristics:

Some could consider these prosthetics art. If you ever lose a limb go to this guy

His other amazing works are here

What do these cost? Probably an arm and a leg.

That joke was in bad taste