I want to be asked questions! Random ass questions
- *at my funeral*
- Me: *dead*
- *run the world (girls) starts playin*
- Me: *Tells God i will brb* *jumps out casket* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS BEYONCÉ
how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
he gave her a ring
When her status goes from “in a relationship” to “single”
Even tho no one asked (I didn’t expect them too) here my six selfies or whatever
I was tagged by callmekirstie earlier and just saw it sooooo.
Here are my fav 6 selfies (at least from 2k14 so far…really this summer).
Actually one is a replacement because in one of my favs I just had a bra on sooooo no to tumblr. haha.
Some could consider these prosthetics art. If you ever lose a limb go to this guyWhat do these cost? Probably an arm and a leg.
That joke was in bad taste